I can't do it.

This vest is way too eighth grade dance recital. The skirt stays though.

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Purely hypothetical question:

Say I was wearing a black sequin skirt with a black sequin vest…is this outfit too ridiculous?

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Oh hey so I have a new theme.

My tumblr looks different! But yet it is still very much the same! Now you can see the tags on each post. It may be a little more difficult to find the comments but they are there just waiting for you, trust.

hey there programming ch- ch- ch- changes

Let me ask you something...

jasontheexploder:

Erin realized that sometimes when we’re Gchatting, I precede possibly offensive and/or stupid remarks with Let me ask you something… She searched her chat history, and the results, as she put it, “pretty much cover the gamut of all our major topics of conversation.” Mark will like #4.

• Is it immoral to sleep with someone when you have certain misgivings about their - well, not their intellect, but their worldview and preoccupations?

• If one makes reservations at a restaurant only to find out that their significant other wants to go back and hang out with said significant other’s roommates after dinner, is it irrational for one to be not so keen on going in the first place?

• Is female craziness a nature or nurture thing? Like, are you asked to check a box on a clipboard at some point?

• If Starfleet was sending all its ships to Wolf 359, fully knowing it would be a combat zone, don’t you think they would’ve offloaded nonessential personnel? Namely, Jennifer and Jake Sisko?

• Is there a segment of American parents that are so dumb they actually think Toaster Strudel are somehow better than Pop Tarts?

I went through my chat history and you said this to me once after “let me ask you something”:

• what is the deal with idiots on tumblr who see a question post and like it instead of answering it?

jason

THAT CONCLUDES FALCON FRIDAY

travishelwig:

Spread the word.  Falcon-mania is sweeping the nation.

I loved that. Thank you.

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I got my coworker coffee because I’m a nice person and he asked me to put four sugars in it. In a grande. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

crimes against coffee humanity

Okay so I deactivated my Facebook...

Which is definitely temporary. It’s just something I do when I’m feeling a strong amount of anxiety. But I just need you to know what Facebook does when you deactivate now…it shows you five pictures of arbitrary people you’re tagged in photos with and says, “If you deactivate, So-and-So will miss you!”

It is hilarious. Oh silly Facebook, that girl I studied abroad with three years ago and barely knew even then will definitely not notice!

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